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True-isms




Truism (troo'iz'm) n.
A statement the truth of which is obvious or well known; commonplace

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( As in: " Roses are Red and Violets are flowers ;*) " )



  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • He who hesitates is probably right.
  • Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  • The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  • The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
  • Two wrongs are only the beginning.
  • You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • If you must choose pick the one you've never tried before.
  • Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
  • A fool and his money are soon partying.
  • Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
  • Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
  • Half the people you know are below average.
  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
  • If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving definitely isn't for you!
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
  • Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

  • News Flash --- Energizer Bunny Arrested --- charged with battery.






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